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Cat ears on your head
Puts the world on alert that
Goofy makes you hard
New slash fanfiction
Proves you’ve never seen a guy
Actually sad
Mounds of rippling fat
Jiggling vigorously
Convention Orgies
Naruto headbands
Alas, do nothing to make
Its wearer bad-ass
The Naruto staff
Unlikely to entertain
Your shitty ideas
At thirteen years old
Not sexy, brilliant or cool
Has a pretty mouth
I like your costume
But that character is not
Clinically obese
