HELLO. MY NAME IS HEALTHY REQUEST®. I TASTE LIKE BABY VOMIT.
You know what you get when you take the sodium out of chicken noodle soup? FUCKING WATER. THICK, NASTY WATER WITH PIECES OF OLD CARROT AND DEAD BIRD.
And fuck me for buying 4 cans by accident.
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