Haiku from Otakon

Cat ears on your head

Puts the world on alert that

Goofy makes you hard


New slash fanfiction

Proves you’ve never seen a guy

Actually sad


Mounds of rippling fat

Jiggling vigorously

Convention Orgies


Naruto headbands

Alas, do nothing to make

Its wearer bad-ass


The Naruto staff

Unlikely to entertain

Your shitty ideas


At thirteen years old

Not sexy, brilliant or cool

Has a pretty mouth


I like your costume

But that character is not

Clinically obese


One response to “Haiku from Otakon

  1. For winter:

    Circulation stops

    Mound of snow is cold and deep

    Ought not dip my cock

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