Haiku from Otakon

Cat ears on your head

Puts the world on alert that

Goofy makes you hard

 

New slash fanfiction

Proves you’ve never seen a guy

Actually sad

 

Mounds of rippling fat

Jiggling vigorously

Convention Orgies

 

Naruto headbands

Alas, do nothing to make

Its wearer bad-ass

 

The Naruto staff

Unlikely to entertain

Your shitty ideas

 

At thirteen years old

Not sexy, brilliant or cool

Has a pretty mouth

 

I like your costume

But that character is not

Clinically obese

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One response to “Haiku from Otakon

  1. For winter:

    Circulation stops

    Mound of snow is cold and deep

    Ought not dip my cock

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